I know. [ god does he know. hannibal had made easy work of him a year ago-- and now, if it were to happen again, the consequences would be so much worse. ] But that still doesn't explain how you know anything-- any of this. Or what you're tryin' to get at here.
[Bill is already thrilled by the prospect of unleashing holy Hell upon these sad sacks, and what better way to do it than with someone who has already fucked up above and beyond the norm? Dean Winchester, always the disappointment. Nobody would be surprised.]
I ΣXIƧƬ ӨЦƬƧIDΣ ƬΉΣ ЯΣΛᄂM ӨF ΉЦMΛП ᄃӨMPЯΣΉΣПƧIӨП. IF YӨЦ ƬΉIПK ƬΉIƧ IƧ MY ƬЯЦΣ FӨЯM YӨЦ'ЯΣ [His body glows red, enlarging to ten times its original size for emphasis.] ƧΛDᄂY MIƧƬΛKΣП.
[ okay, so the guy knows how to be spooky. dean braces himself, but is instead met with bill as he'd appeared seconds earlier once more. for a guy shaped like a triangle, he's awfully dramatic... which is definitely a demon thing.
[ it does put dean at ease, knowing his friends and family would be out of this. of course, trusting a demon is only someone without a brain would do, so he's not entirely convinced... but right now, this is starting to look like his best option. ]
You know... I don't know 'bout this. Something tells me if I get you that book, your whole... nagging ghost thing is gonna turn a whole lot more dangerous than just runnin' your mouth and reading minds.
[ even if this means turning down an offer to help with the mark. ]
[It's a marvel Dean got so far in life, when in Bill's opinion he is neither pretty nor smart. Bill swirls around the human again, manifesting his cane and twirling it.]
[ it might all the true what bill says, and he might end up repeating his horrible mistakes over and over by denying himself this offer.... but then dean can see the disappointment in sam's eyes already, if he did accept a demon's deal.
he can't have that. ]
Then I'll deal with that when the time comes-- or they will. They know how to stop me now, if I end up a demon again. And it doesn't involve a flying cone. [ his voice turns definite then, not leaving much room for chit-chat. ]
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[You'd think Bill would get tired of leaving cryptic comments with Wonderland's resident peanut gallery, but you'd be dead wrong.]
ᄃΛIП. ΛBΛDDӨП. ᄂЦᄃIFΣЯ. DΣΛП ΛПD ƧΛM'Ƨ ΣXᄃΣᄂᄂΣПƬ ΛDVΣПƬЦЯΣ.
I'M GӨППΛ GӨ ӨЦƬ ӨП Λ ᄂIMB ΉΣЯΣ ΛПD ƧΛY ƬΉΛƬ YӨЦ DӨП'Ƭ ЯΣΛᄂᄂY ЩΛПƬ ƬΉΛƬ MЦЯDΣЯ-ƧPЯΣΣ ƬӨ ΉΛPPΣП ΛGΛIП. 'ᄃΛЦƧΣ IF YӨЦ DIΣ ΉΣЯΣ, IƬ ЩIᄂᄂ.
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I know. [ god does he know. hannibal had made easy work of him a year ago-- and now, if it were to happen again, the consequences would be so much worse. ] But that still doesn't explain how you know anything-- any of this. Or what you're tryin' to get at here.
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I ΣXIƧƬ ӨЦƬƧIDΣ ƬΉΣ ЯΣΛᄂM ӨF ΉЦMΛП ᄃӨMPЯΣΉΣПƧIӨП. IF YӨЦ ƬΉIПK ƬΉIƧ IƧ MY ƬЯЦΣ FӨЯM YӨЦ'ЯΣ [His body glows red, enlarging to ten times its original size for emphasis.] ƧΛDᄂY MIƧƬΛKΣП.
...BЦƬ ᄂΣƬ'Ƨ GΣƬ DӨЩП ƬӨ BЯΛƧƧ ƬΛᄃKƧ: YӨЦ ЩΛППΛ GΣƬ ЯID ӨF ƬΉΣ MΛЯK. I KПӨЩ ΉӨЩ.
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dean crosses his arm. ]
... Alright. How?
[ see? simple. spit it out. ]
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YӨЦ ПΣΣD Λ BӨӨK, ƧЦЯΣ, BЦƬ IF YӨЦ ƬΉIПK I'M GӨППΛ ƬΣᄂᄂ YӨЦ ЩΉIᄃΉ ӨПΣ ӨЦƬ ӨF ƬΉΣ GӨӨDПΣƧƧ ӨF MY ΉΣΛЯƬ, YӨЦ'VΣ GӨƬ ΛПӨƬΉΣЯ ƬΉIПG ᄃӨMIПG.
[Tit for tat, Dean-o.]
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You'd need a heart to do that for starters... So what's it gonna take? Help in world domination? Unleashin' hell? My soul?
[ ahahah wouldn't the last one be funny. but alas, he's not surprised by this. of course there'd be a catch. ]
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Λ FΛVӨЯ DӨЩП ƬΉΣ ЯӨΛD. ПӨƬΉIПG ƬΉΛƬ'ᄂᄂ "ᄃӨMPЯӨMIƧΣ" ΛПY ӨF YӨЦЯ FЯIΣПDƧ ΛПD FΛMIᄂY, ƬΉΣY'ᄂᄂ Λᄂᄂ BΣ ƧΛFΣ ΛƧ FӨЯƬ KПӨX.
[Which is saying something.]
I'M GӨППΛ ПΣΣD Λ ΉΛПD GΣƬƬIПG ƧӨMΣƬΉIПG FЯӨM ƧӨMΣӨПΣ.
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...What from who?
[ 'cause if it's someone's soul, then... ]
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[Besides, what's he gonna do with a soul? Play interstellar mini-golf with it?]
IƬ'Ƨ Λ BӨӨK FЯӨM ƧӨMΣBӨDY ЩΉӨ'Ƨ GӨППΛ PЦƬ Λ ᄂӨƬ ӨF PΣӨPᄂΣ IП DΛПGΣЯ IF ƬΉΣY ΉӨᄂD ӨПƬӨ IƬ. BЦƬ I DӨП'Ƭ ПΣΣD IƬ JЦƧƬ YΣƬ, ᄃΛPIƧᄃΣ?
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A book... [ wow unimpressed. ] What's stopping you from getting it yourself? Seem pretty sure of your nifty skills there.
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Bill hovers in a circle around Dean before putting a hand through Dean's head.]
IП ᄃΛƧΣ IƬ ΣƧᄃΛPΣD YӨЦЯ ПӨƬIᄃΣ, ΣIПƧƬΣIП, YӨЦ ᄃΛП'Ƭ ƬӨЦᄃΉ MΣ.
ЩΉIᄃΉ MΣΛПƧ I ᄃΛП'Ƭ ƬӨЦᄃΉ ƬΉIПGƧ.
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You know... I don't know 'bout this. Something tells me if I get you that book, your whole... nagging ghost thing is gonna turn a whole lot more dangerous than just runnin' your mouth and reading minds.
[ even if this means turning down an offer to help with the mark. ]
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ƧӨMΣƬΉIПG ƬΣᄂᄂƧ MΣ ƬΉΛƬ IF YӨЦ DӨП'Ƭ GΣƬ ƬΉΛƬ MΛЯK ӨFF YӨЦЯ ΛЯM ƬΉΣ ӨПᄂY ӨПΣ ΛЯӨЦПD ΉΣЯΣ ЩΉӨ'Ƨ GӨППΛ BΣ DΛПGΣЯӨЦƧ IƧ YӨЦ, PΛᄂ. BЦƬ ЩΉΛƬ DӨ I KПӨЩ?
I ᄃΛП ӨПᄂY ƧΣΣ ΛП IПFIПIƬΣ ПЦMBΣЯ ӨF ƬIMΣᄂIПΣƧ ЩΉΣЯΣ ΣVΣЯY ƧIПGᄂΣ ӨПΣ ΣПDƧ IП YӨЦ BЯЦƬΛᄂᄂY ƧᄂΛЦGΉƬΣЯIПG YӨЦЯ FΛMIᄂY ΛПD FЯIΣПDƧ.
[But it's not like he's a professional at this, or anything. Oh wait.]
jesus what a late tag from me
he can't have that. ]
Then I'll deal with that when the time comes-- or they will. They know how to stop me now, if I end up a demon again. And it doesn't involve a flying cone. [ his voice turns definite then, not leaving much room for chit-chat. ]
So get outta here.
wOMP WOMP
YIKΣƧ. I ᄃΛП ƧΣΣ ЩΉY YӨЦ'ЯΣ ПӨƬ ƬΉΣ ƧMΛЯƬ ӨПΣ IП ƬΉΣ FΛMIᄂY.
I'ᄂᄂ BΣ ƧΣΣIПG YӨЦ ΛЯӨЦПD, DΣΛП-Ө.
[...and he's gone.]