He would, wouldn't he? I mean, credit where it's due; the guy's good at pulling the wool over everyone's eyes. And if he's a fake, then his parents were sadists.
[ He shifts, setting the papers down. ]
Anyway, he started up psych sessions again, apparently. Offered 'em out to the whole network. Anyway, I figured that we've got enough issues to keep him interested and we could be looking into a potential cannibal-murderer. You in?
You know the guy's supposed to be like... super smart, right? Like, way above our pay-grade? Not that I ain't in. It's not everyday you get to be poked and prodded by a cannibal shrink.
Dude doesn't know what a straight answer is even if it hit him in the face. All he spat at me was all sorts of-- of dumbass psychology shit. [ that dean hadn't understood... thus he'd been angry. ]
Another serial killer? Who knows. [ Really, Sam can think of a few people... ] Anyway, forget that for now. We need to come up with a solid plan for this that doesn't involve either of us being dinner.
Will do. [ Obviously. They go everywhere armed. ] Maybe during one of the sessions, you could poke around the guy's room. See if he's got any body parts lying around.
[ Sam thinks Hannibal would be too smart for that, but. ]
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[ He shifts, setting the papers down. ]
Anyway, he started up psych sessions again, apparently. Offered 'em out to the whole network. Anyway, I figured that we've got enough issues to keep him interested and we could be looking into a potential cannibal-murderer. You in?
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You know the guy's supposed to be like... super smart, right? Like, way above our pay-grade? Not that I ain't in. It's not everyday you get to be poked and prodded by a cannibal shrink.
[ CUE OVEREXCITED SMIRK. ]
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[ lol he thinks ]
I can let you know when my "sessions" are if you want to do some poking around his place.
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[ last thing they need is an unknown figure in the mix of this, too. ]
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[ Sam knows, if only on instinct alone, that Will isn't of the same cloth as Hannibal Lecter. ]
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[ figures he'd be involved. ]
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[ It's not a question. Sam rolls his eyes. ]
Man, you gotta drop that. He's a good guy.
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Dude seems like a bucket full of troubles.
[ and still a super ass. ]
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We're a bucket full of troubles, if you haven't noticed.
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You think if I asked the closet, I could have that shit in my room? 'Cause dude...
[ he could use some vibration. ]
Maybe, but we know our troubles. His could be... I don't know. [ ugly. ]
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Same old Dean... ]
So could everyone else's, but you've only got a problem with this one guy? What happened?
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Nothing happened-- I'm just tryin' think of all the, uh, angles. [ that and will's a dick. ]
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[ Will Graham seemed like a relatively "straight answer" kind of guy. ]
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I just don't like it. Or him.
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[ Or, something like that. Sam just shakes his head again, heaving a sigh. ]
Alright, alright. Forget Will, we're not suspecting him of being a famous cannibal.
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[ it makes him uncomfortable ok. ]
But he might butt in when we don't want him to. Last thing I want is his face showin' up just as we're about bust Hannibal freakin' Lecter.
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[ BELIEVE IN THE SAM WHO BELIEVES IN YOU ]
Anybody could do that. We don't know how many friends or allies the guy's got here. Might be something to look into.
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Who the hell would be allies with Hannibal? [ sheesh. though he doesn't doubt there are people who would side with him. crazy folk. ]
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[ ahah yeah. ]
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[ Sam thinks Hannibal would be too smart for that, but. ]
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