[Hey, bro! How's it going? Adam doesn't need an event to make him feel morally superior to Dean Winchester, but when one comes along that has him just itching to take credit where credit is due, no amount of self-imposed silence can keep him from leaving a message.
Ring, ring, it's your Hell-flavored fuck-up calling!]
Hey, Dean--
[This time it's Adam's deep voice with all of his natural sarcasm intact, not Krissy's. Even-handed and casual, he sounds to a frightening degree like the Mirror version of himself.]
You know, I've been meaning to say something to you, didn't get a chance to bring it up last time. Been thinking about you and Hell--you never told me you were there. Imagine my surprise! Now here's my question: did just a few decades turn you into a dick, or did you go down like that? Seriously, man, you should try spending some time with Lucifer. A few decades ain't nothing.
[According to Castiel, Dean had cracked. If that doesn't qualify as stumbling at the finish line in the Hell Olympics, Adam doesn't know what does.]
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Date: 2014-04-28 07:30 pm (UTC)Ring, ring, it's your Hell-flavored fuck-up calling!]
Hey, Dean--
[This time it's Adam's deep voice with all of his natural sarcasm intact, not Krissy's. Even-handed and casual, he sounds to a frightening degree like the Mirror version of himself.]
You know, I've been meaning to say something to you, didn't get a chance to bring it up last time. Been thinking about you and Hell--you never told me you were there. Imagine my surprise! Now here's my question: did just a few decades turn you into a dick, or did you go down like that? Seriously, man, you should try spending some time with Lucifer. A few decades ain't nothing.
[According to Castiel, Dean had cracked. If that doesn't qualify as stumbling at the finish line in the Hell Olympics, Adam doesn't know what does.]